DR. DUM ARCHIVES - February 2003 QUESTION 02.20.03 what rocks are divided -Anonymous ANSWER I'm sorry sonny. You'll have to speak up. Or learn some sense. The continental divide divides some rocks I suppose. QUESTION 02.20.03 how many skinny people fit in a bathtub.(size does not matter) -joemama ANSWER It would greatly help me to know how big your tub is. Otherwise, you could fit hundreds of skinny people into the tub! It also depends on how skinny they are: thin, or anorexic thin? You could fit about 3 times as many anorexic people into one tub. QUESTION 02.20.03 Why is the continent of Europe called: a "peninsula of peninsulas"? -Bina ANSWER Europe is a peninsula, which is a protrusion of land surrounded by water on 3 sides. And there's all sorts of little ones all over it, so it's extra peninsuley. QUESTION 02.08.03 Should oaths and contracts be binding? Or are there exceptions in violating them? And, if people do violate contracts, are they belittling the value of them? -Still curious ANSWER That depends on if you have respect or not for the people, ideas, or values behind the oaths or contracts. If you don't believe in those ideas or values, violate them, by all means. QUESTION 02.08.03 Why do you display such disgusting jokes like SEX jokes ? (thats aful) -Hannah Arch ANSWER And so is your spelling. I bet you're a religious easily offended type. If you're offended by words, then that's your problem, not mine. QUESTION 02.08.03 How did I get a huge splinter embeded into my large toe? -Ow. Pain. Actually, not really. Feet are odd. ANSWER I bet you got it from the Splinter Fairy. If your feet hang or stick out of your covers at night, she'll come and jab a big hunk of wood into your toe just for the hell of it. She's definately not as popular as the Tooth Fairy, but very prominent. Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved