DR. DUM ARCHIVES - July 2002 QUESTION 07.27.02 i have this really close friend that i dont wanna lose. but lately the time i spend w/ her, she gets so pessimistical i got depressed. she doesnt even want to try the tennis team w/ me cause she thinks, "knows" she will suck. is there anything i can do except quit being around her? -Rene ANSWER Hey, I was the worst player on the tennis team at my high school, and they still let me play. And besides, she's a girl, so she's automatically better than the guy's tennis team I bet. QUESTION 07.22.02 Should I wear a matching bra with my red thong or no bra? (for my husband) -Laura White ANSWER Send me a picture of you with and without the bra on, c/o the webmaster. I look forward to helping you with this! QUESTION 07.22.02 What would the best plan or policy the US Federal government could have towards increasing public services to mental health in the US? -debator ator ANSWER Your question doesn't make any sense. Are you talking about increasing mental health or just the services for it. I know mental health isn't very good if it isn't belonging to somebody. QUESTION 07.22.02 i know this isn't a question, but i wanted to say hi to loveless. HI!...you will find love. i know it. Oh, and if you mix a tangerine with a sailboat, what sort of odd thing would you come up with? -Sarah ANSWER A tangerine with a sailboat huh? I'd say you'd get a very tasty sailboat. QUESTION 07.14.02 If there are so many mosquitos in the amazon basin, where do they all get a meal from, surly there aren't enoguh animals to feed them all? -Nick ANSWER Well, they all must find a meal somewhere otherwise they'd be dead. And only female mosquitos suck blood anyway. QUESTION 07.12.02 In the archives, 06/04/2002, I ran across a discussion of human compassion. I would like to submit that compassion is a human's way of hiding thier fear of anihilation. If they help the weak, they hope in turn they will be similarly treated while weak. Humans are hunting, killing and teritorial animals by nature. It is society that muzzles the inate desire to taste blood and smeel smoke, the calling cards of victory and conquet. Peace, compassion, order, unity, society etc. are herd mentalities brought to bear by the millions who would have otherwise died in a truly Darwinian world. Fear of death is the downfall of what humans could be. Instead, society pressures us to graze and breed weakness. Thoughts? -Beast ANSWER You're right. Humans were once animals who lived without morals and killed and were territorial just like animals are. But once we developed thought and speech and then morals and rules, those instincts had to be suppressed. I recently got one of those innane pamphlets from the Jehovah's Crazys on my door and inside it said that "Darwinism does not give you a meaning for life." What a bunch of crap! The meaning of life for a Darwinist is SURVIVAL, the passing on of your genes. If you didn't mean to survive, you were'nt going to live and then you'd make way for someone that wanted to. I know that if society stopped having rules, I'd be weeding out the morons that are just cluttering up the planet so that I could make way for my enlightened offspring to have some room. QUESTION 07.12.02 It seems I have a quandary. I have questions, and a choice of two people to ask them of. One person answers all questions with bitter, cynical, and mean replies, but is entertaining. The other takes the answers to the most important questions from a dubious source that would never be allowed in a debate tournament, but is courteous. Which deserves more of my attention? -Exlusionist ANSWER HEY! Not all of my answers are cynical, you big jerk. When I see a good question I'll give it a good answer. And you know it. I've answered quite a few of yours and I think that most of them have been answered seriously. I wouldn't bet my life on that though. QUESTION 07.12.02 When I return to school in September I will be a sophmore in highschool. I have never had a girlfriend or ever kissed a girl. Why do you think this is? -Loveless ANSWER You could be A)Gay or B)a Looser. And if you haven't kissed a boy either, then you're a gay looser. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, you're just bad at it. Remember though, being a player is the same as being Slut. People hate 'em both. QUESTION 07.12.02 Is there an herbal way to reduce sex cravings,yet not have any wierd effects?I have had this problem since I was a little girl and am afraid to ask my parents. -Ruth K. ANSWER A little girl huh? Somehow I find my chain being yanked... QUESTION 07.12.02 Do cows drink milk? -Vanessa ANSWER Holy CRAP! Did you pay any sort of attention when you were in school? Mammals all drink milk when they are infants. Maybe you should be going back to 4th grade. (Note From Webmaster-- Not to mention it just happens to be one of the questions on our Blond Test!) QUESTION 07.12.02 i HATE hair!! so i shave my whole body, but i recently noticed that the hair started growing in places it shouldn't! my forehead is hairy and the inside of my hand too HELP!! -Jaque Smithe ANSWER That's quite a problem. QUESTION 07.08.02 in the beginning of the bible it says"In the beginning god made the heavens and the earths,but than is not what the great bang theory teaches us? -Donald/Reni ANSWER Because you can't spell, or use the correct word I'm not sure what your question is asking. Earths? Than? The BIG bang theory doesn't teach us anything because it's not a law. We don't know if that happened or not. It does explain how all the matter in the universe got here though. And the earth didn't evolve until about 4.6 billion years ago. The universe is at least 15 billion years old. QUESTION 07.08.02 Should I wear a black thong or a red thong? -Laura White ANSWER Red! QUESTION 07.08.02 How did Mary really have Jesus,if her and GOD(wisdom,strenght,and beauty)never had sexual intercourse. -Donald/Reni ANSWER Not many people know this, and it's a bad thing they don't, but a woman can get pregnant without having penetrating intercourse. If any semen gets on the vulva, it can work its way inside the woman to where the egg waits. This can happen by just moving around and bam. Bad luck. Don't believe me? Look it up on some of them teen "I gots questions about sex" sites. QUESTION 07.08.02 is my boyfriend cheating on me -cynthia hurley ANSWER If you have to ask me? Undoubtedly. He hates you. You're huge and smelly. Who wouldn't cheat on you? QUESTION 07.08.02 As I was reading through the archives, I found a question from a young lady named krissy! I found Dr. Noah's answer to be sympathetic and caring, while I found Dr. Dum's answer to be hateful. To me, it sounds as if Dr. Noah is a wise man, (rare indeed) and Dr.Dum is just that. Dumb! Though the definition he would have to be mute. I extend my approval to Dr. Noah and my deep concern to Dr. Dum. -Jamie ANSWER Obviously you are a moron. If you had taken the time to read some of the longer questions/answers you would have seen that I have intelligent views and thoughts. Noah on the other hand is a drone who thinks what the majority thinks. I can tell you didn't read them because you are slow-witted and the long answers would have lost your attention. The short ones are generally insults because I don't feel like wasting my time with long insults when short ones will do. Except in this case, but I'm sure it's already too long so I wouldn't worry about you reading it anyway. QUESTION 07.08.02 why is my sister sue so stupid and ugly? -sam ANSWER Cuz she's related to you. QUESTION 07.08.02 Why do idiots start campfires in the middle of a forest in a drought year? Then, when there's a forest fire raging nearby, why don't they learn from other people's mistakes? -Exclusionist ANSWER That's the nature of people. To be as stupid as possible as often as possible. Sometimes I think people are less intelligent than dogs, because dogs generally learn from their mistakes. If it hurts, don't do it. Humans think, oh if it hurts, I'll keep doing it until I get caught. Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved