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DR. DUM ARCHIVES - August 2002
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08.28.02
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Why cant horses vomit? Why cant crocodiles stick out their tongues and why cant pigs look at the sky? All these questions i need to know for a class assignment! thank you
-Samantha
ANSWER
A class assignment eh? Well, that disqualifies you from getting your question answered. I refuse to do your homework.
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08.26.02
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How far have you counted? Counting by ones?
-wondering.. I MUST KNOW!
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I've counted so far that the numbers started using letters and they spelled "Dacoldwaterisafool."
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08.24.02
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What's the best kind of serial murder technique?
-chrissy rim
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If you want to get caught, by all means use the same technique over and over again. You gotta mix it up.
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08.16.02
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why are girls surprised we have lots of testosterone?
-Nick
ANSWER
Because girls are stupid.
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08.13.02
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WHATS ADRENIAL GLANDS ARE THERE DISORDERS
-JEN
ANSWER
What in the name of Joe Montana is wrong with you?! Did you graduate from kindergarten or flunk out? My parrot could type better and more sensibly than you.
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08.10.02
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About a year ago I moved to a different state and I had a boyfriend who I really liked. Well maybe even loved. Do you think if we r really meant to be together it will happen?
-Jennifer
ANSWER
Don't you mean, "If Dr. DUM really gave a damn do you think he would actuallly give you decent answer?" I think not.(Interruption From Dr. Noah-- Thought I would butt in on this one. If you believe in fate, then maybe. If fate has that destined for you, then yes. However, for those who don't believe in fate, then probably not. If you love him, and he loves you in return, then nothing should be able to get in the way. Not even a few hundred miles. However, most people would just sit there, instead of talking with that person. )
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08.10.02
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Where did the art of headbanging originate at?
-A wondering bruised head
ANSWER
If you are calling it an 'art' then you're not doing it hard enough...or maybe too hard.
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08.05.02
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w#4+ 15 7#3 pURpO$3 opH l33+ 5P34k? I can do it and all...but why was it made? What's it for?
-Kelly
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It was made by little nerdy 13 year olds to make themselves look cool of course. That'll never happen because 13 year olds will never be cool. They'll just be little morons doing stupid crap like making typing harder to read.
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08.05.02
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Last friday i asked this girl, lizz out. ive known her since second grade, and my feelings for her have grown over time. But recently i exposed myself to those feelings and noticed how much i really love her. she has liked me for a long time. so i asked her out and she said yes. things couldnt be better. we are together a lot. and we enjoy being with eachother, and we are still able to be oursleves around eachother, which is a positive, becuase in my previous relationships, i couldnt be myself. but the thing i want to ask is, if the time ever does come where one of us are unhappy, and say she breaks up with me, would that ruin our great friendship which we've had since second grade. [we are now going into 9th.] I really do love her alot, and i hope she is "the one". she treats me well and loving, and she is trustworthy. what do you think?
-kirk
ANSWER
Have you read the answer section, young fool? HAVE YOU?!
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