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DR. DUM ARCHIVES - October 2005
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10.30.05
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How did you get your PhD?
-Millie
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I earned my Ph.D. after 4 years of research in the area of on-stage theatre. I bet you didn't know you could get a Ph.D. in theatre, did you? I was in college for about 9 years before burst onto the scene, ready to make my mark with my shiny, new Ph.D.
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10.30.05
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Why are there so many stupid people in this world?
-Cari
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I believe that it has something to do with whether or not they can think for themselves. Those who believe everything they're shown tend to be the ignorant cattle monsters that ruin everything for the smart folks. For example, an idiot would not ask the question you have asked because it is not in an idiot's nature to question.
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10.30.05
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Who invented the in sink garbage disposal. Why was it invented, and for what purpose.
-Greg
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This sounds like a suspicious attempt for me to do your homework...you're not from Canada are you? They call 'em garburators!
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10.30.05
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How can I plan my life so I end up like you and not like Dr. Noah tall?
-Nick
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Haha! Good question! Question everything and look for answers yourself. Teachers will force things into your head that simply don't matter and may corrupt you if you aren't careful. Don't let anyone tell you what to think. Figure out what you like and do it, even if you go broke for a little while, in the end, you'll be happier than the rest of the rifraff.
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10.30.05
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where do babies come from?
-Anonymous
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I do believe I've answered this one, and the answer was most likely Storks.
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10.30.05
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Which came first the chicken or the egg?
-Magnet
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That all depends on what religion, if any, you subscribe to. The Christian Reich would probably say the chicken came first because God made chickens and all animals at once. Those of us who follow evolution would say some sort of one-celled microbe came first and then...some stuff happened and...I...yeah. Chickens probably happened first.
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10.30.05
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Why do ninjas yell I-ya! What does it mean?
-Richard
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Only a ninja who is poorly trained will yellthings when attacking, for a proper ninja will attackquietly.
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