DR. DUM ARCHIVES - December 2002 QUESTION 12.16.02 This is just referring to my question of who was president in 1950. i take ur answer as being Harry Truman. i dont doubt u at all, coz ive not researched it. however, if u do the quiz, which is part of this site...the idiot quiz, the last question asks who the president was in 1950. and when u get the answer, it says, 'the same as it is now...George W Bush'. what????? eh???? im hopin u know this quizmaster and can track him down and tell him just how thick he/she is!!!! oh and doctor...can we play doctors and nurses?? ;-) -Vicki ANSWER Well, in order to keep this a family oriented website, the webmaster will take care of this one. (Note From the Webmaster-- Okay, obviously you didn't score very high on our Idiot Test, since you're making a fool of yourself by questioning this. First off, you have the question entirely wrong. It is all a play on words. It clearly asks "What was the President's name in 1950?". Not "who was the president in 1950" like you stated. The question you presented us with "who was the president in 1950" would result in a correct answer of Harry Truman. Since we are not asking that on our Idiot Test, that answer is incorrect. We ask what the presidents name was 1950. You obviously think of who was president at that time, which is where the trick takes place. In reality we are asking you what the current President's name was back in 1950. Which would result in a correct answer of George W. Bush. So tell me...who's the Idiot Now?) QUESTION 12.09.02 why won't water and oil mix -jonathan ANSWER I'd say it has to do with their chemical structure. I'm not a chemist, so I don't really know. QUESTION 12.09.02 does my boyfriend really like me if he keeps breaking up with me and asking me back out and saying that it was just a stupid mistake for breaking up with me? -steph ANSWER I know a girl who that has happened to and the guy that kept doing that was a real jerk. From the slight info I have, you're better off without him. Guys are stupid. QUESTION 12.09.02 s. k.How do I save my Outlook Express OR Yahoo OR HotMail E-Mails in the same FORMAT as they come in on my HARD DRIVE and WHERE do I find them in my Computer and HOW do I access them on computer when I am not on the WEB BROWSER . -s. k. ANSWER First thing would be to ask someone who is a computer specialist type of person. I know stuff about comps, but you won't find that kind of info in my head. QUESTION 12.09.02 Why is mike so stupid! -Alicia ANSWER Because you have a crush on him! HA! QUESTION 12.09.02 If I were a stranger in a strange land, and I introduced myself to myself.. would I still be a stranger in a strange land? -Upmost Importance, bitte ANSWER Wouldn't you already know yourself to have to introduce yourself to yourself? You'd still be strange to me at least, for I don't know you. If you introduced yourself to the land, then you wouldn't be in a strange land anymore. QUESTION 12.09.02 I'm not the person the blonde's brother was referring to, for I am his sister, and he would NEVER speak ill of me, but you mentioned the word "goodness". I would like to say, that is MY word, and you STOLE IT! I INVINTED IT! HOW DARE YOU TAKE IT FROM ME INFANTILE! Thank you. And now for your question. Is white on black, or black on white text better? -Me de de ANSWER Oh, you're gonna be that way huh? Well I aren't answering any of your questions until you admit that you're full of crap. No one "invints" words, so you have no claim to any word thats ever been said or will be said in the future. If it is or ever will be typed, you will lose all claim to it, so sayeth Dr. Noah who came to my house for pie last night. He also thinks you're a dirty dirt loving hippy. I like white text on a black background. =] QUESTION 12.03.02 why the hell do people ask you questions? -Jack ANSWER Well, you just asked one, what made you do that? QUESTION 12.03.02 Will you go on a date with me? -Vicki ANSWER That depends on if you're paying or not. QUESTION 12.03.02 What question should I ask you first out of two? -Ellie ANSWER Are you going to give me choices? QUESTION 12.03.02 How many bellybuttons do I have? The clue is that I am a freak. -Ellie ANSWER If you're a freak, then I'd guess you have at least four bellybuttons. (Note From Webmaster-- So, how many do you have? ) QUESTION 12.03.02 dear sir/madam, i'm yuhumal from srilanka.i'm 21 years old and 5'6 feet tall but i want to go tall another 3 or 4 inchers more. so my question is can i use any hormone for go tall? and is ther any side affects in this? please docror, i hope you will answer me as soon as u can... thank you. yours truly, yuhumal de silva. -yuhumal de silva ANSWER You'll have to see a real doctor for that, and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be good side effects. QUESTION 12.03.02 I asked a question, before the last round of questions were answered. Why then, was my question ignored? Do you have some unknown bias against me? I thought that you answered any and all questions submitted to you, regardless of how stupid they are, even if they are not questions as the case has been oftentimes. I was extremely dissapointed about not having my question answered. Although... I'm not sure who I sent it too. But, I know I sent it. I merely ask that you search your e-mail box thing and try to find my missing question, or my faith in the good doctors will fail. I even got an e-mail saying my question had been answered. This truely saddens me. If I remembered what the question was, I would send it in. But, I do not. On another note, can we use html here? Or, will it now show on the website? -The Blondes Brother ANSWER I only answer them, I don't post 'em. If it's in my box I probably haven't gotten to it yet. I don't believe the webmaster wants any html, that will make his job more time consuming. QUESTION 12.03.02 Why don't you and the other Dr. get along? I mean come on you both answer questions and you have to answer some together so I dont see why you can't get along? -confused ANSWER I did, I sent him a question and he didn't answer it. He's like some kind of holiday Nazi. QUESTION 12.03.02 who was the president of the USA in 1950? -vicki wilson ANSWER Harry Truman was president of the USA in 1950. I don't remember how well he did because I was only a young 'un. QUESTION 12.03.02 I have a philosophical question that concerns solopsism: How can we be certain that anything exists? After all, I have no way of confirming sense data. Even if another agrees, so-called "objective reality" could be the product of a kind of dream. I could be a brain sitting in a laboratory vat somewhere. I could be a dreamer dreaming himself. I have never even died before and can't be certain that even that seemingly very real conclusion to this experience will be a certitude in my case. Leaving aside compassion for the moment, is there some way of stepping outside the box, as it were, in order to validate some kind of objective existence or will I be forever condemned to just "play along?" -Tom Thumb ANSWER I think we'll have to just play along for ever until we die. Then, if there's some sort of after life we might be able to figure it out. You could even be a part of my dream and the only part you play in it is this email question/answer thing. How do I even know the person who sent this exists? Philosophy sure is wacky. QUESTION 12.03.02 Are there any vitamins, herbs, etc. that can help increase leg circulation and decrease pain and stiffness? -Kaysie ANSWER Probably. QUESTION 12.03.02 Larceny has a grasp on me, someone keeps taking uncommon words that members of my family and myself commonly use. Ex. I have used "nifty" "eh" and "goodness" among others in common everyday speech. These words have been claimed by another person and are now guarded with almost their life! I shudder to think what would happen if I attempted to regain the use of the words. I have tried various times in various ways to illistrate to this person that words can not be claimed by one person, unless that person made up the word, ex: Sprinkleishious! as in, the cookies are sprinkleishious. Please help me Doctor(s)... -The Blonde's Brother ANSWER Tell your friend they're full of crap if they try to claim common words like that. I use "goodness" all the time, and I use to use "nifty." If they don't want to stop "claiming" them, tell your friend that Dr. DUM says they're yours, Spock, so there. Nyah! Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved