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i can't seem to get a grip on reality. i tried to read those books "how to get a grip on reality" but it didn't seem to work! what should i do?!?!?! im so lost and only seem to fill my days staring at that ugly brown spot on the wall. HELP ME!!!!
-Basic
5/9/02
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Maybe you should see a psychiatrist. They are
very good at helping people like you.
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I like tacos, but no one else does. They all like cheese and they want to take over the world, but I like tacos with out cheese, i like them with chocolate. Could you tell me if cheese has an effect on the brain. I think that it causes you to be more evil and chocolate makes you nice. am I right?
-Ooogleywooogley
5/9/02
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There are a lot of people out there who want to
rule the world, regardless of wether they like cheese
or chocolate. Most of them probably like both. I do
not see any sensible reason why chocolate makes you
nice or cheese makes you mean.
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what do you think my name is?
-ME
5/7/02
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There is no way for me to know that. (Note From Webmaster-- Please, let us all remember that the Doctors here at DUMWeb.com are not psychics. So, please stay away from asking any questions that you would ask The Magic 8 Ball.)
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Noah, this is for you and all of those nuts out there trying as hard as they can to disprove you Christianity and denounce your beliefs in God... The Bible, the stories in the Bible, and the events within are metaphorical, for the most part. Fictititious and meant to set a reason. Such as telling an interesting story with a purpose to it. The story was fictitious, but the message was not. That's what the bible is: it wasn't mean to be taking literally! The story of Noah and the forty days and forty nights of rain and getting a pair of each animal throughout the world to board the ship. That's madness, however, it's FIGURATIVE... However, I am not Christian, nor do I have any beliefs in God... I just simply wished to convey or submit my feelings about this issue.
Thanks.
-Kurt
5/7/02
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Thank you. I think.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- - HA! You're following a story!
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WHY AM I SO DUM
-TERA
5/7/02
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You should never put yourself down like that.
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Why are men so mean? Last night I was out on a date and this man said that I was too fat and ugly and he said that I should be on the Opra Winfry show because I'm so fat! Why did he say this? Help me.
-Krissy
5/1/02
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Do not take anything men say like that at face
value. He was probably just angry and needed an
outlet.
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why do i like some one that mite not like me?
-FAITH
5/1/02
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The heart has a mind of its own. You will not
find the answer hear though. You will have to work up
some courage and do something to find out if this
person likes you back.
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If the American electoral college essentially votes for the president regardless of which candidate has the most votes, what's the use in even caring who is president?
-HeroinKiss
5/1/02
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I think what you are saying is hearsay. The
electoral college votes on the president that the rest
of the state picks. That is what they are there for.
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Can staples be easily recycled? Is it worth the effort to recycle staples? Or does staple recycling already take place and I am simply unaware of it?
-Office Supply Man
5/1/02
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If you could devise some machine to do that it
could be useful.
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Est-ce que vous petez? Parce-que, moi et mes copians aiment les medicin qui petent beacoup.
-Michelle
4/20/02
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That sounds a bit like doing drugs. I do not
think you should partake of such activities.
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How do you gain courage. I find that the only wall in life for me is that I'm paranoid of many things. I hate that, is there anyway I can change or am I stuck a coward for the rest of my life? Or is courage simply the fact that you don't care about what happens to you or the people around you because you take such huge risks?
-Kasey
4/20/02
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Being paranoid is a disease of the mind, so if
you find that no matter what you do to get over it
you cannot, then know it is not your fault. You could
start with little things to try being brave about. I
am not sure what you need help with, but just start
little. Take little risks and after a while you can
take bigger ones. Eventually you will have some
courage. You just cannot be afraid. I do hope you do
not do anything that harms you or others though. That
is the wrong thing to have courage for.
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You recnetly refused to answer a question on the basis that is was "not valid". I was curious, what do you consider valid questions? Could you please enlighten your readers as to what type of questions you feel you would be best at answering?
-Totter
4/12/02
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I remember this. The poor person kept
running into doors and such without realizing how to
walk correctly or some matter of that accord. Anyway,
there was no logical answer to something that did not
require any real thought. If you go read through Dr.
DUM's answer section I am sure you will get a good
notion as to what a 'valid' question is. He tends to
be happy when they are valid and unhappy when they are
not. Dr. DUM and I just assume that people who come
to this wonderful site have intelligent minds and want
intelligent answers; a question about which of us are
gay or running into doors is obviously not a good
question. It only shows that you really do not want a
serious answer when asking a completely useless
question, for I came here to give knowledge, not to
encourage ignorance.
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Would either of you concur with the idea that beauty or the sense of beauty is relative from person to person, depending on ones own state of mind, or do you believe that beauty is external to yourself. I shall elaborate on my question. If you are a relativist, and you come across a beautiful woman, well, I think so at least. Anyway, to you, she's not attractive at all. Does that mean she's not attractive at all, attractive, I'm crazy, or everyone has a different perception and so beauty can't be judged by anyone but yourself. OR. If I find something beautiful, such as an act of civil unrest, where death was involved (worry not... I don't see that as beautiful) but there ARE people who do... since for every horrific thing, attractive thing, ugly thing... anything carries beauty, and therefore beauty is external to ourselves and no object is ugly. WHAT do YOU think?
-Kurt
4/12/02
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I find myself straddling the line on this issue.
I know it is bad to judge people, but I find that
some are just not beautiful. This may be because of
the relativism, but no matter how relative, killing
people would never be beautiful.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- -Ha! It sure be funny how
I'm becoming more open minded with these philosophical
questions and you're becoming more closed. Definately
sad.)
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It is indeed known that throughout the Roman Era's (you know, looong ago) there were many Gods. Gods that bore the responsiblities of common man. Man did not do something for himself, he did it for a God. The concept of "I" had not yet been created. It turns out, through scientific evidence, that our brains (Left and Right Hemispheres) were actually seperate from one another. So a theory I've heard and built on, is that the reason for so many seperate Gods is simply this: each message sent from the right and/or left side of the brain did not immediately transmit to the left and/or right side, causing it to seem like a voice in our head, or a "God". So rather than stating "I did this," it was, "God hade me do this." Almost as if everyone was schitzophrenic to a certain degree. Now, later throughout history, the brain evolved, and the number of commonly known Gods dramatically decreased. In fact, most central focuses were on one God, and it was shortly either at the end of the Old Testament or the Beginning of the New that "I" was used. I believe it was the second, because I believe it one of the apostles. Anyway, unto my point... it seems that our numbers of Gods that are so praised have decreased and decreased dramatically, even Athiesm is more widely accpted now, and free will is becoming more of an issue. Is it possible, that our brains still have not fully evolved, and that God is actually just a lack of human evolution? That one day, when we recognize all of our thoughts, and conceptions and truths that we say either we can't understand or they are a result of God, that just possibly... we will evolve unto the point where God shall no longer exist, for we shall understand them? Think about it: the more we understand, the more we take away from God. Before we knew of many sciences and other medicinal things, they were "Miracles". Miracles were a lot more common when we knew less. Just curious.
-Kurt
4/12/02
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Why would you want to remove God from the big
picture. I myself, and many others, strive on the
fact that God cares for us, and knowing that there is
a better person who cares for us makes living in a
difficult world easier to deal with. I believe there
are still miracles, such as Life, and I hope you do to
someday.
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Could you please invent the perfect word to describe one who is odd, strange, and weird, but in a funny positive way?
-Wondering and Undering
4/12/02
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I like wonky.
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I have ran into a door three times in the past two days, each time into a different part of the door. I was wondering, how many different ways can one run into a door, and will the ramming stop once I have completed each way?
-Skip de dip.. OW!
4/12/02
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I do not feel this is a valid question.
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What would it take for a human to recreate society, to form thier own government and morals for a society? Is it even possible with the current ruling capatlism in the world?
-Pencils don't write when broken.
4/12/02
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I doubt that it would work in todays society.
Capitalism is just too strong right now for that sort
of thing.
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Who said: "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science"
-Tese the Tangerine
4/09/02
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I seem to recall Einstein saying that.
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-pH34|2 7h3 7@ng3|2|n3z
4/09/02
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That is very interesting, although it seems like
it would be time consuming to type and comprehend.
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why do we have math work that we dont use in the real world
-tee
4/09/02
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It is always good to remember everything you
learned in school because you never know when it may
come in handy.
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I just dont see how u dont think ignorance is not bliss. with knowelage u know when u are likely to die, u know the world is ending and u know how the human race instead of bettering the world is slowly destroying it. u know ur faults, u know everyone else's. If u were ignorant u'd be blind from the bad characteristics of humans, thus u will be happy. u can live in ur own little or big world. i just dont see how u can see otherwise.
-some1
4/09/02
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How can you say such a thing? I know I am
going to die, I know my faults, I know the human race
is slowly destroying the world and I am doing all I
can to help fix it. I am also doing all I can to help
starving people in Africa. Did you know that if you
sent them $80 it would feed one person for a year? I
am doing that too. If we did not know we were
destroying things we could not start to fix them.
Without knowledge we would only be sitting here
waiting for the world to collapse around us because we
would never know it was falling apart.
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I daresay... according to the Ontological View, the existence of God can be proven in three steps. Within these three steps, all arguments are negated... 1 - We can conceive of a perfect being.
2 - It is more perfect to exist than NOT to exist.
3 - Therefore, God must exist.
Now they don't argue that you must BELIEVE in God, merely grasp the concept that he CAN exist. Therefore, since existence is more perfect than non-existence, and we can percieve a perfect being. I do so hope you follow. Now unto my question... If one does not exist, in any nature, one cannot be flawed. But if one does exist, outside of beauty and math, one is most certailny flawed. So I submit... WHY is to EXIST more perfect than NOT to EXIST for if God were more perfect than us, he'd simply NOT exist as an entity, just merely a thought negating humanism.
-Kurt
4/04/02
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I am not as much of a philosophy buff as Dr.
DUM here, but I see how that view works. I will
disagree with DUM: something perfect can exist, and
that thing must be God. What if He is so perfect that
He cannot communicate his existence to us? That is
why we must believe in him through faith alone. Maybe
God is not really perfect, and just shy of it? What if
that is how he is allowed to exist? I do not know the
true answer to this question, it is merely
speculation, as much of philosophy is, but I have
given my thoughts. We shall all have to wait till we
die.
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If Envy is one of the seven deadly sins, then why does God get angry/ disappointed/ whatever when we worship someone else?
-Exclusionist
4/04/02
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God is only disappointed in us if we worship
false idols. He wants us to worship and believe in
the one true God. He is only keeping us from wasting
our faith on something fake.
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ok wich one of you are gay?
-Ashley
4/04/02
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Neither of us are gay, if it is that important
to you. I am sure many of the people who ask
questions here are gay and that does not bother me,
why should it bother you?
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hi i took the idiot test & failed big time.but in one of the questions it asked:a farmer has 17 sheep.all but 9 died.how many are left.i came up with 5 sheep left,so i think the answer to that question should be 5 not 9
-matt
4/04/02
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This is a problem of simple arithmetic,
something you need more work on, I am afraid. 9 + 5
is only 14. There are 9 sheep that did not die.
Also, I think people would respect you more if you had
some simple grammar and punctuation skills.
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is my girlfriend cheating on me ???
-Danny
4/04/02
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I have no way of knowing that, I do not
understand why you would ask this.
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Is Monty Python, in your opinion, a good TV Show?
-Anonymous
4/04/02
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I have never watched it, nor do I care for such
crude humor.
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You say atheists can't be moral? I guess my question would have to be where on earth did you get your PhD?
-Dr Strangelove
4/02/02
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The Bible and the Ten Commandments rule my
life, and if you do not follow the main rules set
forth in them, I do not consider you morally good.
That is me though. If you recall, I was a doctor
before I became religous.
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You laugh? YOU LAUGH? You laughed, I know you laughed, you laughed and laughed and laughed and then you ignored! How DARE you? To let one ask questions to no avail! I daresay, I have my big-beefy-chimae-chonga-millie-vinally-chilly-willy-yankee-doodle-dande-floppy-disk-foxtrot-zulu-milkshake-ray-o-doom.
That is EVER-so correct, for you laughed when my friend asked if time was constant, and she will surely FLIP out in... 16 minutes and counting. She's a ninja, you see, she will SURELY pummel you with her blitz skills. WORRY... she is a willow...
-Kurt
4/02/02
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I do not quite understand why I should be
worried? I know I will be safe though.
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Who do you think controls your life?
-Tila
4/01/02
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God has a plan for me, and He is working out
how to get me to follow it, for I have not figured it
out yet.
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Isnt ignorance bliss?
-some1
4/01/02
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Ignorance is not bliss, it is very sad to see.
We must teach everyone and bring the the word of God.
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Is time a constant or can it change?
-Wondering and Such
4/01/02
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(Note From Webmaster-- Because of the blatant
obviousness of this question, Dr. DUM said some very
bad words and refused to answer. Dr. Noah politely
excused himself from the room and went to pray for
this persons soul. )
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what is 30 divied by one half tiimes 10 and how did you get the answer.
-Traci
4/01/02
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Well, I came to 600(which is the correct
answer) as an answer because this is just a simple
math puzzle. I will leave it up to you to figure it
out.
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Do crocodiles have tongues. I believe that I distinctly hear Steve Irwin himself say that they didn't. I don't remember exactly. Could you please help out.
-Lauren
4/01/02
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Steve Irwin generally knows what he is talking
about, but I too have read that crocodiles have
tongues. I am sure he meant something else by his
saying they do not have tongues.
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If "apples are green" is considered an imperfect statement, and you were to say it to somebody, what would be the 'perfect' response?
-Tm Sack
4/01/02
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I believe the perfect response would be "Yes,
some of the are."
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Do you not ever get pissed b/c dr.d get's all the credit?
-Lauren
4/01/02
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Why would I be mad? He was here long before I
was, so it is only fair that he has a bigger fan base
than I do. It will only be a matter of time though
before I take over and relieve you from his tyranny.
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I am a Christian and was recently asked this question: Can God create a rock bigger than he can lift? Is there an answer to this and how should I respond to this?
-Chris
4/01/02
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This is one of those paradoxial questions
that no one can answer. It is kind of like "how do you
know when sour cream has gone sour?" I would just
dismiss this question as a joke because it is not
provable.
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Why do you condemn a religion you know nothing about? Terrorism is not Islam. True Islam is no less peacful and enlightened than true Christianity. Allah does not condone murder, or opression of women. The Koran even tells men to make sure their wives and daughters are educated. xmerlin42x: 'Jews and Christians were protected under Islam as "People of the book." Somehow, the Taliban ignores all this and insists that they are fighting for Allah.' Should the KKK be taken as a representative Christian group? Why do you use Al-Qaeda and the Taliban as representative Muslim groups?
-Exclusionist
3/16/02
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You are twisting my words, young sir. I said
that their god *seems* okay with that. You are only
proving that I know nothing of the Islam religion,
which is true. I do not care to know about them,
frankly. The KKK is minimal compared to the Al-Qaeda
and the Taliban. If it was not supposed to be
representative of their religion, then something is
seriously wrong.
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If God has always been, how come the universe can't have always been, skipping the middleman? Which is more likely to simply exist, a complicated universe or a being so much more complex that it's capable of making a universe?
-Exclusionist
3/15/02
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I can see that there is no way to prove to
you that God exists. If only you were to feel Him in
some way you would see no point in questioning. I can
give you no answer to your question other than the
fact that life is all around us.
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what is high school like?
-Laura
3/12/02
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Some of the best times of your life.
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will i get a bf this year or hook up w/ someone else
-lindsey
3/12/02
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That is not for me to decide, Lindsey. You
have to try on your own.
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How Do you reset your computer and delete all files and then reboot them???
-Sam
3/12/02
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I am not to big on computers, but I know that if
you click on your c-drive, then go to format, it
erases everything. Then you have to install
everything all over again.
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Who created God?
-Exclusionist
3/12/02
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God has always been. He is a constant, like
gravity.
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I was thinking about all the questions about religion that have been sent your way- so although this is not a question- I hope that you will not feel as if your beliefs are being attacked, but instead come up with intelligent, thoughtful responses in support of your ideals. Thank you.
-Hopefully
3/11/02
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You are welcome. It does not matter to me if
someone attacks my ideals because I believe strongly
in them. I feel that in the end they will see the
truth, whether or not they believe me.
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If religion is what keeps us from becomming barbarians then I have an argument I would like to have set straight: If this is so, then why were we able to have advanced sciences, when the early religions condemmed science and knowledge as being evil, and as going against the word of the church, or as sorcery? The sciences seem to be what kept us from staying barbaric, because the early religions did not support scientific discoveries.
-Ugga Ugaa
3/11/02
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It was like that a long time ago, each
inhibited the other up until it was actually proved
that the sun is the center of the solar system. The
Church now accepts that. Now, instead of Heaven being
outside the celestial sphere, it is more of a
spiritual plane where Heaven exists. Some scientists
now seem to be trying to prove whether God exists or
not. I do not see the point, as the proof is all
around us, in the life on this planet, that God does
exist.
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I was reading an answer you gave, in which you said that without orgainized religion, we would be barbaric. If that is true, then how can athiest lead effective, moral lives?
-Eman
3/11/02
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I do not see how an athiest can be moral
without Gods word to show him the way. Just look at
Dr. DUM. He is not a very nice person and his views
tend to be a little flawed I would say.
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What are the principles of Buddhism? And, is it a worthy relgion to follow? If not, using your wisdom, what would be a good religion to follow? (I hope my combined three questions is an okay procedure)
-Searching
3/11/02
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I do not know anything of buddhism, it seems to
me to be a lower religion. Any that does not believe
that Jesus died for us is not for me. I would say you
should choose Christianity, there are many sects to
pick from, but they all have the same basics. That is
only me though, do what you wish.
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Why do people feel the need that killing each other solves there problems? I ask this because of all the stuff going on the last few days in Isreal and Palestine. Our governments *claim* that they are trying to bring peace but from what I can see the situation is only getting worse. Dr. Tall, since your such a bible and god enthusiast, why would god allow people to commit this attrocities in his name? Dr. Dum, I know what you think about people killing in the name of "god". What is your opinion on what the US, as a country, should do to help them?
-Concerned
3/11/02
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The people in the middle east are not commiting
any attrocities in MY God's name. Their God is Allah,
who is different than God because God says we should
not kill. Their God seems okay with that. God does
not seem to do anything if you are a non-believer, but
if you do believe, you would know He is always with
you giving strength to carry on. And if we die? It is
because God said our time is up on Earth and we can go
to a better place, i.e. Heaven, so we can be with Him.
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I have come to the conclusion, through exhaustive research, that organized religion is the root of all evil on this planet. I would venture to say the whole universe, but seeing as how i have never been to another planet that would be persumptious of me. I was just woundering if you had come to the same conclusion?
-Why do you need to know
3/07/02
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I could not disagree more. Without organized
religion we would have chaos. We would still be
barbarians, we would still be in caves with rocks and
sticks. I cannot believe you would say such a thing!
If you change your ways and accept Him, you will be forgiven.
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How can you call yourself a doctor if you don't question anything in a book written almost two thousand years ago? Some things science cannot explain:
If we're all descended from two people, why aren't we messed up from inbreeding? How does it rain for 40 days straight? How do you fit all the animals everywhere on a boat? So are you a doctor or a priest?
-Exclusionist
3/07/02
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I do not see why you would question such
facts. I refuse to answer these on the grounds that
it is blasphemous to question the Bible.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- - That's because you're a fool!
Can't you see that this stuff doesn't make any sense
at all??! How can you follow something so ridiculous
so blindly? You and your herd mentality...it's sad.!
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Our 20 month old son is uncircumcised. We had been told by our previous Dr. that we should gently retract the foreskin periodically. It had been awhile since we'd last done that and then last night when we did so he began to bleed a little. I have now read on a few websites that an uncircumcised penis should not be retracted, it could cause 'bleeding and injury'. I feel this is correct. Now that we have caused it to bleed should we have him checked out or should we just leave it alone from here on out? That is my question, Thank-you.
-Belinda
3/07/02
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I would say you should go see a real medical
doctor. You do not want your kid getting sick down
there because you were not sure what to do.
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It is very hard to be an intelligent blonde in this day and age. I have recently tried many tactics to keep my intellectual powers. I seem to be losing my touch, I mean, recently I have had no interest in studying. Wait, I never did. Anyway, I need your help. You see blondes are a stereotype. I can't understand, maybe it's b/c I'm blonde but please help.
-Lauren
3/07/02
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My advice would be to study more, even though
you do not like it. Also, try not to say 'like' a lot,
or do anything overly stupid. Then maybe people will
respect you.
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Why shouldn't chickens lay square eggs?
-Lindsey Jerichow
3/07/02
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Not to be overly vulgar but, square things do
not come out of round holes. I am sorry, but I really
wanted to say that.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- - You're a sissy!
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Hypothetical Situation: A runner is running, he breaks the sound barrier while running, can he still hear his/her walkman?
-Pondering the imponderables
3/07/02
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This is, to say the least, a rather stupid
question. If it is hypothetical, there is no point in
answering this.
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Why do signs that say "slow children", have pictures of running children?
-Pondering the imponderables
3/07/02
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The sign does not mean the children are slow, it
means you should drive slow because there are
children. And you should avoid hitting them.
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I recently asked you a question in German that went unanwered. This surprised me, being as you usually give HONEST answers, unlike your conterpart. I may have to switch back to him, so i ask again. WHAT are your three favorite books?!
-I need to know!
3/05/02
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I am sorry, I think Dr. DUM hacked into my
email and deleted it. He hates questions with opinions
for answers, like this one. My favorite books would
have to be The Bible, The Hardy Boys series, and
Stokstadt's History of Art. They are really good.
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How Prepared do you think the Earth is for a full scale alien envasion? Tell Me
-Zim
3/05/02
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The bible says nothing about life other than
here on Earth. If there were aliens, I would say that
they would need a savior of their own, and that would
encroach upon the uniqueness of our savior, Jesus.
Therefore, there cannot be aliens because they would
prove the bible wrong. And it is not wrong.
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In what state is it illegal to park your elephant on main street?
-Lady
3/05/02
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I do not believe that it really matters, since
you cannot own elephants in most cities.
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if they are testing DSL in my neighborhood, why would they go through the trouble of building that goofy building RIGHT there?
(in refereance to my last question about the DSL)
-Testing my foot
2/26/02
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I can honestly say that the building is
helping them test it. It is probably a booster for
power so that DSL will work on your neighborhood. You
just have to wait it out.
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Brits are a classy superior bunch that's true. I don't argue. But why is it you guys with the crazy accents admire us so much? (I think it's "kinda cute").
-Phi-9
2/26/02
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I personally find British accents on girls
very attractive. And if it is cute, then that means
they like it too.
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You recently said that "Snow cannot die". However, you failed to qualify what you mean by DIE. I say snow DOES die, because when it melts, it changes form, and is no longer as it once was. It has dies, and gone on to another "phase". So, why do you feel the need to lie?!
-Rodger the Shrubber
2/26/02
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It may go to another phase, but was it alive?
Only things that are alive may die. I will now turn
this over to Dr. DUM, although he is a moron. I made
the mistake of assuming that you were smart enough to
know what 'die' means. I will never do that again.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- -If you are dumb enough to
bring this up, I hope that you are a live so that you
can "Change phase."
You are also a disgrace to all Monty Python fans everywhere.
)
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What are your three favorite books to read?
-I ate a worm. Icky.
2/26/02
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Achtin bung Mein Heffen log! There! now you
can pick up a girl in German!
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Will the Brain EVER succeed in taking over the world?
-They're pinky.. they're pinky and the brain brain brain brain BRAIN
2/26/02
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I am sorry, I am not familiar with this 'Brain'
you speak of. Is it the collective brains of the
people of the world?
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Hello my name is Madame Clea, no not cleo she is a stupid fat bitch who lies to the public you can't read tarot cards over the television ot telephone thats what the internet is for how should i go about disposing of her and take her job
-Anonymous
2/26/02
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That is very rude I think. If someone wants to
have a business, it is only fair to let them have it.
You should not try to take her job, but be friendly
competition.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- -Here's some friendly
competition, YOU SUCK!
)
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How much research do you complete when answering your questions?
-Keysameese
2/26/02
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As my answers are much more coherant and
logical than Dr. DUM's, it is only apparent that I do
about 10 times as much as DUM, and I am a lot nicer.
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Did Socrates ever acutally exist, or is it more likely that Plato created him?
-Pondering in Ponder land
2/13/02
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Socrates did exist because there are many
people who did not like him. He was poisoned for
talking crazy things all the time. That is how he
died.
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Is this sentence a pallendrome?Mr. rmemordnellapaecnetnessihtsi?
-kevin
2/11/02
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I'm sorry, son, but no. It is not a pallindrome
because the second half is not a word. And you
spelled pallindrome incorrectly.
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Why, that everytime the snow here is close to being gone we get a nother big freak storm that covers everything back up and makes it cold again!?!?!?!
-Snow needs to die!
2/07/02
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Snow cannot die, young man. That is the way
the weather is in the place you live. You must learn
to appreciate it. Not hate it.
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well, Qwest just built a goofy lookin building about 2 or 3 blocks from my house, yet I get no DSL or Cable yet from AT&T or Qwest. Yet theres kids that live further away from me that have it!!! Are these companys just out to get me?
-I want the DSL/Cable
2/07/02
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Maybe the company is just testing it out in
your neighborhood and they do not realize you are
desperate for it. I am very satisfied with my 56k
connection through my modem because I do not do much
gaming, so I have no complaints yet. You will just
have to wait and see if they give it to you soon.
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I was told that the "superstrings" theory was disproved- this news has been botherin me. Would you purhpas know anything about it?
-Distressed is I
2/06/02
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It sounds absolutely ridiculous to me. I
could never believe anything that far fetched and
contrived.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- -Yeah, cuz you're a dumass!
)
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mY CAT JUMPED ON THE KEYBOARD AND BROKE IT! sOMETHING IS WRONG! i KEEP TYPING IN UPPER_CASE LETTERS! hELP ME! dO i HAVE TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER NOW?!?!
-A.L.
2/06/02
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No. You do not. You just have to hit the
Caps-Lock key.
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Will herbs harm the kidney?
-Kirby Cox
2/01/02
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It depends on how you use them. If you cook
with them it is okay, but taken medicinally you have
to be careful. If you eat too much nut meg you can
kill yourself. Theres a lot of info out there, you
should check this page
http://www.ephedrine-lawyer.com/Article6.htm . Be
careful.
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Why do so many people find rap good and claim everything else sucks? We all know that's not true and personally I think there just trying to be "cool", what are your opinions?
-I hate rap.
2/01/02
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You should not "dis" on something just because
you do not like it. If someone's interests differ
from yours you should respect that and not fight it.
If they say everything else sucks that is only because
they have not tried it.
(Interruption From Dr. DUM-- -I bet you got beat up a
lot in school, right?
)
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How would i get sometghing to sink and then float?
-Hawley
1/24/02
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You could try baking soda I think. Mix it with
water and it makes a gas, then it will rise until the
gas leaves and then sink, then it will make more gas
and float again.
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How to tell how dumb a blonde is? and questions to ask a blonde
-bobby
1/24/02
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I would suggest you read the answers to some of
these questions before you go getting Dr. DUM angry
again.
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how to tell if a blond is dunb and questions to ask a blond?
-jjoey
1/22/02
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Please stop saying blonds are dumb. I'll have
you know that I too have light hair and look at what
I've accomplished!
(Interruption-- -Ha! And look at your stupid
answer! You'll regret telling everyone that little tidbit!)
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How long will it be before i go back out with someone?
-Matt
1/19/02
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I can't tell you that, you have to go out and
look for someone.
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If there is no such word as ain't, how come I found it in the dictionary?! Ha, take that, Mr. Smith, my 4th grade english teacher!
-CRA
1/17/02
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Webster's Dictionary says ain't is
"nonstandard except in some dialects. It is also
common in uneducated speech." It is a word so your
teacher is wrong. You can send this to him if you
like, but you shouldn't use it unless you don't plan
on being taken seriously in the real world because it
is usually used as slang. And slang is words too.
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Will there ever be an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch feathuring Dr. DUM and Dr. Noah Tall? If so, how would it run?
-Unaffiliated
1/17/02
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I do not believe they would ever care about
us. But if they did, I would be the better looking
smarter one. And also a real doctor, unlike DUM.
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Latley my mind has turned into a horid mass of paranoia, obbsesive compulsive behaviors, insomniatic and has fractioned into at least 5 personalities. The universe is out to get me I have proof(not enough time to explain, goverment is tracking me)in fact last night i started writting a story when i couldn't fall asleep and it starts out in the 3rd person pov and then switches to 1st person punctuation stops every other word is mispelled and eventually spaces between words disappear about the last 5 to 8 lines.
P.S. I know all your secrets doctors so don't think about reporting me to the goverment no matter what they promise you all it is anyway is corporate greed and false hope
-confidential
1/15/02
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I believe you, Mr. Confidential. The universe
is always trying to get someone. You're just the
lucky one it picked out of your generation. If you
just stick it out you won't be as crazy. But still a
little bit crazy.
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Hey Did you know that Darwin doubted his own beliefs in the end of his life. How would you feel to have lived your life and the end felt DUM for following somthing which you knew was false just wanted to know since you guys are both up in your evolution facts.
-Blake
1/14/02
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Well, Blake, Dr. DUM here states all I have to
say, only not as nice as I would have put it. I must
say that although Darwin doubted his beliefs, it was
only because of oppression from the Church. The
Church also through Galileo for showing them that the
Earth was not the center of the universe. They are
not too happy now that that portion of the Bible is
not correct anymore. You are only proving that
religious folk hate to be proved wrong. Hope that
answers your question!
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Hey my religion does say be nice to others. And truthfully i'm not a uptight religious person. But i like your site and i'm naturally an argumenitive person. It seemed like a good topic to argue. You do seem to rely on physical presence. A lot of believe in only what they see. It seems you have little faith in things you cant see. So i will no-longer challenge you on this topic but i'll find somthing new.
-Blake
1/15/02
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Whoa whoa! I disagree with DUM! I
was walking around the other day and rather day
dreaming, and perchance I had wandered into the
street. Suddenly, I had the greatest urge to get a
candy bar. As I stepped back onto the sidewalk I saw
myself relflected in a store window and right behind
me a trash truck was zooming by. If I hadn't have
stepped back on the sidewalk it would have smashed me
good, but you know what? The candy bar urge
disappeared! I do believe it was God moving me out of
the way! I then went to church and thanked him. I now
disagree with DUM on the whole 'evolution' thing.
What a bunch of rubbish.
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why does no one understand girls
-Dave
1/13/02
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Yay for my first question! Well Dave, no
one ever takes the time to try. You have to talk to
them and make them feel good about themselves. Then
they'll talk to you and you can understand them
better.
(Interruption-- -Dr. DUM here. HA! Look at that wussy
answer. What a bunch of hooey.)
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What do you have to say about not recieving the massive amounts of questions Dr. Dum has recieved, I think he's better.
-Dr. Dum is better.
1/13/02
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Dr. DUM didn't get many questions when he
first started and look at how popular he is now. I
trust that you all will come to trust me, the actual
doctor here when it comes to answering your questions.
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What is the condition of human nature? Evil? Good? A combination?
-A ponderer
1/13/02
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I believe humans to be a combination of
both. They are good in most circumstances, but with
addition of technology and weapons and greed, they
turn evil. I think with out any 'bad' technology,
people would be happy.
(Interruption-- -Dr. DUM again: I say they're evil. Noah
is way wrong, if you took away everything so that all
we had were sticks and rocks, people would still kill
each other, only with sticks and rocks.)
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I noticed that you do not have a picture, unlike the famous Dr. Dum. I am i supposed to trust you if i can't see a visual represenation of youself?
-Lara
1/13/02
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I am very shy and it took me a great deal of
time to work up the courage to apply here. It will be
a while before I get a picture up. I don't like
cameras either.
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