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DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - January 2003

QUESTION

01.20.03

Why is this war on oil going on if the united states can just get oil from mexico or alaska where there is plenty of oil? why do they go outta there way to cause a war when there is no need for it? whats behind all that do you know? and also, we dont even really need the oil.
-UhleeShuh
ANSWER
don't need the oil? heh heh, we don't, i couldn't agree more. if we can waste what we do on NASCAR, then i say we don't need oil. but since we're far too pampered to go without mass oil, there will be conflicts. alaska is a natural landscape... and is of the few untouched lands. that's why. mexico? i don't know anything about that. *shrug* oil is oil, war is war. they happen, that's a priori, so don't worry about it.

QUESTION

01.20.03

Did you play any extracurricular activities at your school when you were a youngem?
-hiy
ANSWER
When I was youngem? Unfortunately, I couldn't tell you. Did you ever have an epiphany when you were a youngem?

QUESTION

01.09.03

If i don't like some one that i dated and they don't like me is there any chance of us getting back together???????
-Rosa
ANSWER
Believe it or not, it appears that it would be MORE likely to me that you'd get back together. Now time for a little heart to heart... I don't believe that's a thing... but it will most likely happen. People tend to be obnoxious and all other sorts of negative attributes that would go along with DATING SOMEONE you don't like. Nothing irks me more than ignorance and stupidity in that regard. Why would you do that to someone? Why would they do that to you? Ugh, it really frustrates me... and sometimes I feel like there is an enormous ball of fire building up within me that's going to be relocated into the nearest facility where everyone inside will be burnt into little pieces and scattered off into the wind... so to answer your question: yes, there is a chance.

QUESTION

01.09.03

Think back to cartoons when an osterage would eat an object. In doing so, the object would become stuck in the cartoon's throat, its outline visible to all as it was pressed against the skin. If this could occur in real life, what object would look the neatest lodged in one's throat?
-Hungry to swallow
ANSWER
That is a very brilliant question. it is one that scientists, at least from what I believe, have been pondering for years. I hear they've gathered chemicals, and forumals, and all sorts of science manifestations and they've collaborated them into one unique melting pot of answers. Most definitely, one of those things that you get from real weird stores... they're like little nails on a black thing and you place your hand on it or whatever you want to make outlines of it. An outline within an outline. I think it would look absolutely brilliant.

QUESTION

01.09.03

is it true u can go blind from std's? why? how? which ones?
-jared
ANSWER
You can probably go blind from anything, if you do it, drink it, smoke it, (have sex with it) or whatever... so can you get blind from a sexually transmitted disease? I don't doubt it. Here's my advice, go perform your acts, and then tell me what your own personal research has taught you.

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