DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - April 2004 QUESTION 04.12.04 I have several questions: 1. Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? 2. Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? 3.Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for? 4.Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours soaking wet and bawling for food? -Jack ANSWER Wow, you people never cease to amaze me. Especially Dr. DUM. Heh heh... QUESTION 04.12.04 In fasting and clensing for colonoscopy, the menu includes clear liquid diet....does this include beer with my chicken broth...it is a clear liquid like gingerale? -mike ANSWER Obviously, Dr. DUM knows nothing. There should not be any carbonated beverages included in a clear liquid diet. Sugared liquids are okay, such as juice from concentrate, but you should add more water to them. QUESTION 04.12.04 What is the breaking of rocks that cause vibration in Earth? What is that called? -Anonymous ANSWER An earthquake. It is actually when the tectonic plates grind together at a fault line, not the "breaking of rocks." QUESTION 04.12.04 If you could live in any fairy tale which one would it be???? -Anonymous ANSWER I would live in the Disney version of Cinderella. QUESTION 04.12.04 What is the purpose of male nipples? -Nick ANSWER God gave us nipples in case we wanted to have surgery and become girls. (Interruption From Dr. DUM-- That's sick, Noah, especially coming from you. ) QUESTION 04.12.04 Who cleans heaven's toilets? -muriel ANSWER In heaven you do not have to use the bathroom because you do not have a physical body. I guess. QUESTION 04.12.04 Is blond spelled blond or blonde? It cant be both! -kelsey ANSWER Sometimes people use "blond" as a reference to a male with light hair and a light complexion and "blonde" in reference to a female, but it does not matter. They are the same word. "Blonde" is just an older spelling of it. (Interruption From Dr. DUM-- Shut up. If you tell them that then I can't make fun of them for spelling it wrong. ARGH! ) QUESTION 04.12.04 according to the current calender what was the year that christ was born and died? i understand ad and bc but not the years during his life. -Mike ANSWER As best they can figure he was born between 7 BC and 4 BC and died around 33 AD. QUESTION 04.12.04 what do jackalopes eat and where do they live? -Michele Potts ANSWER Jackalopes are fake animals put together by taxidermists. Goodness gracious, people. QUESTION 04.12.04 what is the surgeon generals job -jase ANSWER The surgeon general just tells about what is healthy and what is not. QUESTION 04.12.04 there are 2 cats, one likes tuna and the other likes salmon, what is the name of the cat that likes tuna? Answer : One the one that like salmon is called "the other" -Anonymous ANSWER That was humorous, but it was not a question. Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved