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DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - June 2002

QUESTION

06.04.02

I have a problem, well, at least my mother does. I am a 14 year old girl who just likes being me. I dress the way I want to dress within school dress code rules. The problem is that my mother hates the way I want to dress and she yells at me and scolds me like a 5 year old child. I am an honors student, i play three sports, I have an active social life, and I'm happy being myself. My mother says that if i dress the way I do, I will never get anywhere, but I know I won't dress like a punk when I'm an adult, but right now i'm just a kid, and a very happy one at that. Should I yeild to my mother and take the trip to abercrombie and fitch, or just be me? Please help.
-Just being me
ANSWER
I believe you should listen to your mother. Shehas lived more than you and knows what she did wrongand right. So I think her experience should make youlisten to her.

QUESTION

06.04.02

what percent of 25 is 7
-hotshot
ANSWER
28% of 25 is 7

QUESTION

06.04.02

Hey! How dum are you to make a dum site? Not that dum! Well can you make a new charector on your site like Dr. Know-it-all?
-Lilly
ANSWER
I believe we already have enough peopleanswering questions.

QUESTION

06.04.02

i just got a kitten and he wont drink. how do i make him drink before he dehydrates? help i dont want my kitty to die!!
-Caily
ANSWER
You should definately call a veterinarian.

QUESTION

06.04.02

Hey.. My boyfriend is Diabetic, and has thyroid disease. But recently we have discovered he has lumps under his skin on his arms, back and stomach. He takes shots of insulin 3 times a day. But he has the lumps even in spots where he doesnt do the shots.. Do you know what this could be caused from? he is too stubborn to go to see a dr right now.
Thanks,
-(very concerned girlfriend)
ANSWER
If he is stubborn he probably will not be happyfor too long. The smart thing to do would be forcehim to go to a doctor whether he likes it or not. Youcould be saving his life.

QUESTION

06.04.02

Can you help me make a phrase using these letters h, s, l, w, t, w, j, g, t, and m.

There can be other letters also.

Please do not use dirty words. thank you hannah and lila
-hannah


ANSWER
Let me see... how about WHiTe GoaTS JuMp LoW?

QUESTION

06.04.02

My male roommate and I recently had a philisophical debate about leaving the toilet seat up. I like it down, since I'm a girl and we kind of have to sit to pee; he of course likes it up because he doesn't have to care. His point was that he was conserving his energy by not putting the seat down and that it is human nature to try and conserve energy because that helps us survive when we have to out run some predator or some such thing. He can't help it, it's biology, he's been conditioned through thousands of years to act this way. Is there a fallacy in his logic? How can I prove him wrong and get him to put the seat down? I don't really care if the seat is up or down so much as I want to prove him wrong. He's quite the arrogant bastard and I can't use sex to get him to do what I want. I won't sleep with him. So the toilet seat remains up and I'm not getting any. why am I living with this guy?
-Sarah (pissed off roomie)
ANSWER
This is one case where I will agree with Dr.DUM. At least he has respect for women. It isdownright disgraceful when I see a man leaving thelid/seat up. Tell him if he has any small amount ofdecency he will put it down for you.

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