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DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - July 2002

QUESTION

07.27.02

i have this really close friend that i dont wanna lose. but lately the time i spend w/ her, she gets so pessimistical i got depressed. she doesnt even want to try the tennis team w/ me cause she thinks, "knows" she will suck. is there anything i can do except quit being around her?
-Rene
ANSWER
Sit down with her and just talk to her. You two need to have open communication if you want to stay friends, so talk about what is wrong. Then see if there is something else you can do together.

QUESTION

07.22.02

What would the best plan or policy the US Federal government could have towards increasing public services to mental health in the US?
-debator ator
ANSWER
I am very sorry, but your question is lacking in a few places and I cannot make out what it means. Please try again.

QUESTION

07.22.02

i know this isn't a question, but i wanted to say hi to loveless. HI!...you will find love. i know it.

Oh, and if you mix a tangerine with a sailboat, what sort of odd thing would you come up with?
-Sarah


ANSWER
Mixing a tangerine with a sailboat is not reasonable at all.

QUESTION

07.14.02

If there are so many mosquitos in the amazon basin, where do they all get a meal from, surly there aren't enoguh animals to feed them all?
-Nick
ANSWER
I do not believe that mosquitos could ever kill an animal just by sucking a very miniscule amount of blood out of it. If they cannot find food they will die. And who likes mosquitos anyway?

QUESTION

07.12.02

In the archives, 06/04/2002, I ran across a discussion of human compassion. I would like to submit that compassion is a human's way of hiding thier fear of anihilation. If they help the weak, they hope in turn they will be similarly treated while weak. Humans are hunting, killing and teritorial animals by nature. It is society that muzzles the inate desire to taste blood and smeel smoke, the calling cards of victory and conquet. Peace, compassion, order, unity, society etc. are herd mentalities brought to bear by the millions who would have otherwise died in a truly Darwinian world. Fear of death is the downfall of what humans could be. Instead, society pressures us to graze and breed weakness. Thoughts?
-Beast
ANSWER
I believe that if we did not have society to give us these morals and rules total chaos would ensue. Without them, never again would any balance be brought back to the people of Earth. I highly doubt that anyone could live in peace without the rules and morals we have today.

QUESTION

07.12.02

It seems I have a quandary. I have questions, and a choice of two people to ask them of. One person answers all questions with bitter, cynical, and mean replies, but is entertaining. The other takes the answers to the most important questions from a dubious source that would never be allowed in a debate tournament, but is courteous. Which deserves more of my attention?
-Exlusionist
ANSWER
I will not beg for you to just ask questions of me. I say you need to do what feels more comfortable to you.

QUESTION

07.12.02

When I return to school in September I will be a sophmore in highschool. I have never had a girlfriend or ever kissed a girl. Why do you think this is?
-Loveless
ANSWER
I did not kiss a girl until I was in college. I just never found a girl I liked and who liked me the same in return. You have to wait for love, you cannot force it.

QUESTION

07.12.02

Is there an herbal way to reduce sex cravings,yet not have any wierd effects?I have had this problem since I was a little girl and am afraid to ask my parents.
-Ruth K.
ANSWER
I have little faith that what you are saying is true about being a little girl and having this problem. There is no way unless you have reached menstration and have had sex so that you know what you need.

QUESTION

07.12.02

Do cows drink milk?
-Vanessa
ANSWER
Yes. All mammals, when they are little babies, drink their mothers' milk.

(Note From Webmaster-- Not to mention it just happens to be one of the questions on our Blond Test!)

QUESTION

07.12.02

i HATE hair!! so i shave my whole body, but i recently noticed that the hair started growing in places it shouldn't! my forehead is hairy and the inside of my hand too HELP!!
-Jaque Smithe
ANSWER
I do not see why that should be happening. Maybe you ought to see a doctor.

QUESTION

07.08.02

Our premature baby boy is now 5.5 months old and weighs just under 20 pounds (he has grown like crazy!) However, the pediatrician that has been following his progress noticed a tremor that occurs occasionally in each of Cameron's legs. I believe that he used the term "clonus". He said that this was the only concern that he had about Cameron's development and that we would have to keep an eye on it. Could you give me any details or references for more information? Thank you!
-Linda Poletz
ANSWER
I suggest you talk to your doctor about it. He should have given you more information about something like that, and if he does not, then you should find a more caring doctor.

QUESTION

07.08.02

in the beginning of the bible it says"In the beginning god made the heavens and the earths,but than is not what the great bang theory teaches us?
-Donald/Reni
ANSWER
The Big Bang Theory is how the scientists explain the same process that God used to create the universe. I would say it is just a matter of wording.

QUESTION

07.08.02

Should I wear a black thong or a red thong?
-Laura White
ANSWER
Is it normal for all girls to wear thongs? I thought only slutty ones did.

QUESTION

07.08.02

How did Mary really have Jesus,if her and GOD(wisdom,strenght,and beauty)never had sexual intercourse.
-Donald/Reni
ANSWER
God works in mysterious ways and there is sometimes no reason to explain it, other than it was His will.

QUESTION

07.08.02

is my boyfriend cheating on me
-cynthia hurley
ANSWER
I am sorry, but we here at Dumweb.com do not have access to that information. We are not psychics.

QUESTION

07.08.02

Is it ok to stop using my birth controle befor I am finished the pack? I am afrade that it might screw up my period!
-Anonymous
ANSWER
Birth control is designed to regulate your period. As long as you take it everyday and do not stop, your period should always be thirty days apart. It will not come early or late as long as you take it, so that would probably be a bad idea if you stopped.

QUESTION

07.08.02

As I was reading through the archives, I found a question from a young lady named krissy! I found Dr. Noah's answer to be sympathetic and caring, while I found Dr. Dum's answer to be hateful. To me, it sounds as if Dr. Noah is a wise man, (rare indeed) and Dr.Dum is just that. Dumb! Though the definition he would have to be mute. I extend my approval to Dr. Noah and my deep concern to Dr. Dum.
-Jamie
ANSWER
I agree with you, Jamie. Dr. DUM is a big jerk. I do not understand how he came to get a job here in the first place. Mind boggling. In the future, you should not even bother him with questions because it is obvious he is just going to insult you, which he has no right to do.

QUESTION

07.08.02

Why do idiots start campfires in the middle of a forest in a drought year? Then, when there's a forest fire raging nearby, why don't they learn from other people's mistakes?
-Exclusionist
ANSWER
I do not understand why. It just seems that people lack any and all common sense when it comes to things like that.

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