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DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - August 2002
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08.28.02
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Why cant horses vomit? Why cant crocodiles stick out their tongues and why cant pigs look at the sky? All these questions i need to know for a class assignment! thank you
-Samantha
ANSWER
I really do not know the answer to these things because it is not useful knowledge. And I believe you should look these answers up on your own instead of cheating the way you are. I am sorry.
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08.26.02
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How far have you counted? Counting by ones?
-wondering.. I MUST KNOW!
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I remember in kindergarten counting to 200 once.
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08.24.02
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What's the best kind of serial murder technique?
-chrissy rim
ANSWER
Killing is wrong and I think you are a horrible sinner for even asking that.
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08.16.02
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why are girls surprised we have lots of testosterone?
-Nick
ANSWER
They are surprised because guys let it take control of them.
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08.13.02
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WHATS ADRENIAL GLANDS ARE THERE DISORDERS
-JEN
ANSWER
I did not know you had a parrot, Dr. DUM.
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08.10.02
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About a year ago I moved to a different state and I had a boyfriend who I really liked. Well maybe even loved. Do you think if we r really meant to be together it will happen?
-Jennifer
ANSWER
Again, Dr. DUM and I are not relationshipdoctors. You need to work this out with your boyfriend.
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08.10.02
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Where did the art of headbanging originate at?
-A wondering bruised head
ANSWER
Headbanging comes from grunge rock fans that do not know how to dance, I would say.
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08.05.02
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w#4+ 15 7#3 pURpO$3 opH l33+ 5P34k? I can do it and all...but why was it made? What's it for?
-Kelly
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I have no idea why anyone would want to do that. It is difficult to read and very ridiculous.
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08.05.02
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Last friday i asked this girl, lizz out. ive known her since second grade, and my feelings for her have grown over time. But recently i exposed myself to those feelings and noticed how much i really love her. she has liked me for a long time. so i asked her out and she said yes. things couldnt be better. we are together a lot. and we enjoy being with eachother, and we are still able to be oursleves around eachother, which is a positive, becuase in my previous relationships, i couldnt be myself. but the thing i want to ask is, if the time ever does come where one of us are unhappy, and say she breaks up with me, would that ruin our great friendship which we've had since second grade. [we are now going into 9th.] I really do love her alot, and i hope she is "the one". she treats me well and loving, and she is trustworthy. what do you think?
-kirk
ANSWER
This is something you should talk about with your girlfriend. As long as you communicate, things should work out.
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