DUM WEB
Home
Sign Guestbook
View Guestbook
Contact Us

ASK THE Dr's.
Submit Ques.
Dr. DUM
      Answers

Dr. Noah Tall
      Answers

INTERACTIVE
NEW!
DUM Captions Blond Test
Idiot Test
Ask The Dr's.
DUM Stories
Mad Libs

FEATURES
DUM TV
Joke Page
Joke Mailing List
Favorite Links

FREE SERVICES
DUM Email
Post Cards


DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - September 2004

QUESTION

09.11.04

Which got the name "orange" first, the color or the fruit?
-Ania
ANSWER
I hate to agree with Dr. DUM, but when he is right, he is right.

QUESTION

09.11.04

How did you end up choosing the college you chose?
-:Growls and applicatoins:
ANSWER
If our thick headed liar will not give you a decent answer, I will. I selected the school with the biggest Theology department. I then poured over my application essay because I wanted it to be perfect, or close to it. I also prepared for weeks before my SATs so that all of my grades and scores would be top notch. I was accepted, of course, and it was wonderful. Nothing but homework and chess club meetings; what a time!

QUESTION

09.11.04

What object sinks to the bottom then floats back up to the top?
-nancy
ANSWER
Dr. Dum seems to know what you are talking about, but I do not. I ate nothing but healthful oatmeal and fruit for breakfast. Never did frosted sugar flakes or whatever it is called touch my lips.

QUESTION

09.11.04

I am going to call this guy that i really like... i still remember his phone number from 2 years ago and i am afraid that he will not remember me. What should i say to him?
-Alexandra
ANSWER
It would probably be better if you called him and then just "hung out" for a few days. You do not want to scare him off. It would also be good if he remembered you too.

Archives

Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved