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DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - October 2005

QUESTION

10.30.05

How did you get your PhD?
-Millie
ANSWER
I have a Ph.D. in theological studies. There is the usuall four years to get your Bachelor's Degree, then another two to four years for your Master's, then four more years doing your doctoral research. It culminates in your thesis paper which is quite long, but informative and, if done correctly, earns you a Ph.D. If you want more information on how to acheive a Ph.D., I suggest you do a web search.

QUESTION

10.30.05

Why are there so many stupid people in this world?
-Cari
ANSWER
Now, now, that is just insulting too many of God's people. Stupid is quite a subjective term and making a generalization like that is never a good idea. Granted, some people demostrate stupid actions, but that does not make them "stupid" people; they just have poor judgement at times.

QUESTION

10.30.05

Who invented the in sink garbage disposal. Why was it invented, and for what purpose.
-Greg
ANSWER
The purpose of the garbage disposal should be fairly clear, even to the layman. It grinds up food so that it goes down the drain easily. John Hammes invented the garbage disposal unit in 1927 and is also the founder of the company In-Sink-Erator. They make the most popular/most commonly used brand of garbage disposal units.

QUESTION

10.30.05

where do babies come from?
-Anonymous
ANSWER
I am positive that Dr. DUM mentioned storks for this answer, but you should ask your parents if you are curious. There are also many fine books on the subject availabe at your local library.

QUESTION

10.30.05

Why do ninjas yell I-ya! What does it mean?
-Richard
ANSWER
When performing any type of stabbing motion, ithelps to make noise. Just like grunting when you liftheavy objects, it is sometimes involuntary.

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