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DR. NOAH TALL ARCHIVES - December 2002

QUESTION

12.16.02

This is just referring to my question of who was president in 1950. i take ur answer as being Harry Truman. i dont doubt u at all, coz ive not researched it. however, if u do the quiz, which is part of this site...the idiot quiz, the last question asks who the president was in 1950. and when u get the answer, it says, 'the same as it is now...George W Bush'. what????? eh???? im hopin u know this quizmaster and can track him down and tell him just how thick he/she is!!!! oh and doctor...can we play doctors and nurses?? ;-)
-Vicki
ANSWER
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(Note From Webmaster-- Okay, obviously you didn't score very high on our Idiot Test, since you're making a fool of yourself by questioning this.

First off, you have the question entirely wrong. It is all a play on words. It clearly asks "What was the President's name in 1950?". Not "who was the president in 1950" like you stated. The question you presented us with "who was the president in 1950" would result in a correct answer of Harry Truman. Since we are not asking that on our Idiot Test, that answer is incorrect. We ask what the presidents name was 1950. You obviously think of who was president at that time, which is where the trick takes place. In reality we are asking you what the current President's name was back in 1950. Which would result in a correct answer of George W. Bush. So tell me...who's the Idiot Now?)

QUESTION

12.16.02

Why is mike so stupid!
-Alicia
ANSWER
I hate you.

QUESTION

12.09.02

HA! Dr. DUM has recently had more questions than you. What are you going to do about it, HUH?!
-Me de de
ANSWER
Since when did I say I was the webmaster? All I can do is answer questions... beyond that, they go off into the internet world. I do not control that. So what am I going to do? You'll see.

QUESTION

12.03.02

Is this life?
-Condra
ANSWER
Is this life? That is not only the best question I've ever had, but the easiest to answer. Any question, any thought, any action, any reaction, any color, any shape, any sound. They are all elements of life (as we know it.) Life as is to be understood, in accordance with your question, derives from everything that "is". So, essentially, "is" is life, and so, this life.

QUESTION

12.03.02

Will you go on a date with me?
-Vicki
ANSWER
I guess I should start by apologizing to you all and giving off the impression that I would answer questions like this. But, to humor you, "no."

QUESTION

12.03.02

dear sir/madam, i'm yuhumal from srilanka.i'm 21 years old and 5'6 feet tall but i want to go tall another 3 or 4 inchers more. so my question is can i use any hormone for go tall? and is ther any side affects in this? please docror, i hope you will answer me as soon as u can... thank you. yours truly, yuhumal de silva.
-yuhumal de silva
ANSWER
I'm not sure, but steroids may work... I also do believe that there are certain substances that they can inject into you. Again, I'm not a Medical Doctor, so don't, you know, take this as legal medicinal advice.

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