BLONDE JOKE ARCHIVES - November 2006 Back to Main | Submit a Joke | Blonde Archives Joke Stairs 11.22.06 There were three girls, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. One day they were all walking down the road when they came to a sign that said "Joke Stairs". Curious, they decided to check it out and read the instructions printed on the sign: There are 100 steps, each step will tell you a joke and the first time you laugh you lose. But if you make it down all the way you will win $1,000,000,000. So they all decide to go on them. The red head go's first. She makes it down to the fifth step and starts laughing. The brunette go's next. She makes it down to the tenth step and bursts out laughing. Finally the blonde starts down, and to the amazment of the others she makes it down to the 99th step, when suddenly she starts laughing. When she got back up the red head and the brunette ask her "Why didn't you make it to the 100th step?!?! You were so close you could of won! The blonde replied "Because I just got the first one!!!!!!" Submitted by: Chels Rate This Joke: 0 (  +  |   -   ) 1 Year of Blondness 11.22.06 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Hellllo ooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" April- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Rate This Joke: 0 (  +  |   -   ) Back to Main | Submit a Joke | Blonde Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved