LAWYER JOKE ARCHIVES - October 2005 Back to Main | Submit a Joke | Lawyer Archives Two In One Grave 10.01.05 A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" Rate This Joke: 0 (  +  |   -   ) Genie 10.01.05 A man found a majic lamp on the side of the road. He rubbed it and a genie came out. The genie said "You get 3 wishes, but whatever you wish for, every lawyer in the world gets double." "Okay." The man said. "I wish I had 1 million dollars." So every lawyer in the world gets 2 million dollars. "I wish I had a farrari." So every lawyer in the world gets 2 farraris. "Okay," The genie said. "This is your last wish. Think about real hard. "The man thought about it an then said "I've always wanted to donate a kidney." Submitted By: Darienne Rate This Joke: 0 (  +  |   -   ) 10.01.05 Q: How do you save a lawyer from drowning? A: Take your foot of his head Submitted By: Danielle Rate This Joke: 0 (  +  |   -   ) In The Courtroom 10.01.05 A man is in court. The Judges says,"on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty", said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!" The Judge asked the man to site down and to refrain from making any noise. The Judge continued "..... and that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"? "Guilty", said the man in the dock. Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!! At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?" He replied "He is my next door neighbor". The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments". The man replied "NO, your Honor, you don't understand. Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!!! Rate This Joke: 0 (  +  |   -   ) Back to Main | Submit a Joke | Lawyer Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved