BLONDE JOKES Back to Main | Submit a Joke | Blonde Archives 1 Year of Blondness 11.22.06 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Hellllo ooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March- Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" April- Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May- Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June- Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August- Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October- Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December- Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Rate This Joke: 39 (  +  |   -   ) For more jokes make sure to visit our archives! Click Below! Back to Main | Submit a Joke | Blonde Archives Copyright ©2008 www.dumweb.com, All Rights Reserved